Holy crap! The seemingly countless and ridiculously redundant republican debates reached a new and unprecedented level. Last night in Las Vegas the debates finally got interesting. All they had to do was combine mixed martial arts and dorky debating tactics and now we've got ourselves a Saturday Night show in Vegas. Romney broke the dreaded unsaid rule in any debate: no touching. When you start touching, this is what happens next:
I'm sure that Mitt Romney was not intentionally attacking Rick Perry because he knows that Rick would kick the crap out of him. Rick would kick the crap out of He-Man if he were so inclined. But the epic hand-on-the-shoulder move that Romney will soon patent was only the first of the finishing moves we will see in the upcoming debates. I can see it now. Herman Cain from the top of the podium "9-9-9 Mother F*ck*r!!! You like black walnut ice cream B*TCH?!?!?!?!" Gingrich flies in with the pencil stab, Michelle Bachmann and Ron Paul threaten the double clothesline and Rick Santorum runs back to the locker room.
As for the winner/loser of this debate I can only tell you this: The only real winners were the mainstream media and Barrack Obama, the only real losers were all of the nationally registered republicans.
So be sure to watch the next republican debate. It's going to be a whooper.
I'm sure that Mitt Romney was not intentionally attacking Rick Perry because he knows that Rick would kick the crap out of him. Rick would kick the crap out of He-Man if he were so inclined. But the epic hand-on-the-shoulder move that Romney will soon patent was only the first of the finishing moves we will see in the upcoming debates. I can see it now. Herman Cain from the top of the podium "9-9-9 Mother F*ck*r!!! You like black walnut ice cream B*TCH?!?!?!?!" Gingrich flies in with the pencil stab, Michelle Bachmann and Ron Paul threaten the double clothesline and Rick Santorum runs back to the locker room.
As for the winner/loser of this debate I can only tell you this: The only real winners were the mainstream media and Barrack Obama, the only real losers were all of the nationally registered republicans.
So be sure to watch the next republican debate. It's going to be a whooper.
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