California...here we come

The US/Mexico border issue hit the news wires again recently when msnbc got sick of saying, "Republicans are going to eat your babies." AP published that the US has spent over $90 billion dollars in the past 10 years to secure our border. I don't mind the money being spent, what I mind is that people listen when politicians tell them that crossing the Mexican border is the easiest way for terrorists to enter the US; and $90 billion dollars is a small price to pay to avoid another 9/11. Apparently none of these guys have been to Niagara Falls. I walked across the border with a gallon of Canadian whiskey, 2 hookers and no pants. Then I was abducted by aliens and forced to drink maple syrup, listen to Brian Adams and shoot a moose. that weekend was craaaaaazzzyyyy.